This is a professional landing page.

That might come as a bit of a surprise, but it really is! Kind of!


Q: Why do I become nostalgic for the internet of the late nineties when I look at this?

A: Because, frankly, I haven't bothered with learning new and fancy frameworks yet. And I don't need them for this.

Q: 'This'? What do you mean by that? What is this even?

A: A landingpage. Isn't that obvious?

Q: For what? This doesn't promote anything, it doesn't inform me and it doesn't collect my email address to inform me about updates at a later date.

A: Oh. That's what you meant. Well, I'm not promoting anything. Not right now, anyway. I just had this server lying around, hosting the backend for an app I'm working on, and I realised that looking at a 404 when entering the address isn't the best UX. Not that I have any users right now...

Q: But then this isn't a landing page at all. Do you even know what a landing page is?

A: But startup! SEO! Exponential growth! Our Incredible Journey! Deep learning! Cloud Computing!

Q: I...

A: I know. I'm sorry. Remember: In the grand scheme of things it doesn't matter.